| Gm7 | | | Bb C | Gm7 | | | F Gm7| |
| Gm7 | |
| Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it |
| Gm7 | Bb | C | |
| You play the guitar on the | MT | V |
| Gm7 | |
| That ain't workin' that's the way you do it |
| F | Gm7 | |
| Money for nothin' and | chicks for | free |
| Gm7 | |
| Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it |
| Bb | C | |
| Lemme tell ya them | guys ain't | dumb |
| Gm7 | |
| Maybe get a blister on your little finger |
| F | Gm7 | |
| Maybe get a | blister on your | thumb |
| Eb | Bb | |
| We gotta install | microwave ovens |
| Eb | F | |
| Custom kitchen del | iveries |
| Gm7 | |
| We gotta move these refrigerators |
| C | D | E | |
| We gotta move these | colour TV's |
| See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup |
| Yeah buddy that's his own hair |
| That little faggot got his own jet airplane |
| That little faggot he's a millionaire |
| I shoulda learned to play the guitar |
| I shoulda learned to play them drums |
| Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera |
| Man we could have some fun |
| And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises? |
| Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee |
| That ain't workin' that's the way you do it |
| Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free |
| Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it |
| You play the guitar on the MTV |
| That ain't workin' that's the way you do it |
| Money for nothin' and your chicks for free |
| Money for nothin' and chicks for free |
| I want my, I want my, I want my MTV |